jennamarbles:

I can go ahead and check off “Be Pitbull’s demurely dressed video hoe” off my bucket list.  #fireball 

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

"Being drunk would be good right now."

me, always (via survivor153)

huffingtonpost:

There are a lot of pitfalls to female adolescence, like depending on your boyfriend for validation or being too scared to take chances you should, but with the right guide (and hopefully a learner’s permit), you can do your best to steer around them. And that’s where actress and YouTuber Anna Akana comes in. Get all of Akana’s advice to teens from hair tips to how to love yourself here. 

"When your heart is broken you plant seeds in the cracks and you pray for rain."

Andrea Gibson (via creatingaquietmind)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

kinopia:

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".
I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

kinopia:

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".

I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon,BN.com + The Book Depositoryandbookstores worldwide.

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon,BN.com + The Book Depositoryandbookstores worldwide.

"Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love."